I like Drake Bell and Josh Peck.
do you ever wanna hug someone so badly your chest aches
my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly
heeeell fuckin yeah actually as we speak i am balancing my laptop on my tum tum and thinking that i probably shouldn’t have eaten that half an easter bunny today and i literally dont put a piece of clothing on my body without being like “oh i can’t wear this because im a size 12, oh i dont wanna wear this because my arms look too fat, this would look better if i was 20 kilos lighter” but you know what, im fuckin hilarious, and im a good story teller and my taste in music is off the hoooook and im kind to everyone and i work hard to pay my own rent so my parents dont have to help me, and sometimes i bake things i can’t eat because im lactose intolerant so i walk up and down the stairs in my apartment giving muffins to people.
if i sat you down and listed every insecurity i had about my body it would take approximately 47 hours 23 minutes and 15 seconds but the way you look is the teeniest tiniest factor of who you are and you’ve got to learn to love all the rest of who you are on the inside before you can begin to embrace all the things you hate on the outside
why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does
teenagers smell like depression and horomones
smells like teen spirit
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
Stop rewarding boys for common sense/decency 2014
people who answer questions on yahoo answers saying “I’m not doing your hw for you”
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do