How about paying for everything…
"Compare where you are to where you want to be and you'll get nowhere."
After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one
you have your contenders:
you have your hispanohablantes:
you have your homestucks:
and you have this guy:
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"I’ve got a fuckin data logger on my head"
"I know lmao"
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
I would go to Florida <3
calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already